how not to sell a car

[ss ute 01]

was just checking out the ss's on the trading post and came across this ad...thought 'thats a nice looking vy' then i read his write up...sounds like an absolute tool, completely turned me off enquring about it
http://www.tradingpost.com.au/Automotive/Used-Cars/Sports-Performance-Cars/AdNumber=TP001960505?BackToResult=true

[matthewfnorbert]

heether, get your jandals were going tramping.. looks choice cous!! hehehe

[Wonky]

Cool bro! :weirdo:

[steve_t]

Arghhh!! Australia has obviously corrupted this fine kiwi bloke!! Even a sheep joke has rubbed off from ewes guys :spew::spew::spew:

[XLR8 V8]

He says he's 38 and he writes like that? :eek: Under 23 I might understand, but ... wow ...
Also, to tell you that he literally flogs the ass off it to and from work for the last 142K kms is a tad stupid.

[SV346]

Itd be almost as bad as saying i did a 10 minute long burnout in my old car to the very nice bloke who bought it, but i wouldnt have sold it to him if it had problems :)

[hsv-maloo-R8]

need to sell bro,,as l cant afford to pay the finance,,

[_ANGRY1_]

wot a knob bet he wont b sellin that in a hurry

[fatso]

Choice ei bro

[lowriding]

bro i reckon some of you need a more choice sense of humour eh !

[Tre-Cool]

must have been changed?



Bro this car is fully sick. If youre a cantabrian (support the Canterbury Crusaders, Super 14 Rugby) or a bombers (AFL) supporter, you'll love the red and black interior of this 'sick as' beast. Its lowered so you can power into the corners (at speed hehe!!). Its blick so you can power into the corners (at speed) at night and not be seen haha.. It holds the record from my work back to my home 490kms away, wont tell you the time as my cop wife will go off at me 'again'. Huh! she didnt mind me getting home early lol. But hey! this thing is Kool... its got a mint 6 stacker CD system, controlled through the steering wheel, although its just the standard system, its loud enough eh.. well for my 38 year old ears anyway. The red leather and black interior is in excellent condition and as well as feeling great and smelling fresh (when treated), it looks real 'mint'. Usual BS, SS stuff. Traction Control, Cruise Control (highly recomended, if you have big size 11 foot that wieghs a ton), Fog Lights, 19 inch Black Chrome Alloys (Dude these just compliment this colour car), Head light Covers (not in the picture), 1/2 Weather (monsoon) Shield (not in the picture, trust me mate it looks sick with this stuff on). Ummm... If ewes a Kiwi I'll leave AB sticker on eh!.. Regularly serviced, cause I loves my car. Did I mention the red leather interior??!!... Anyways fella or felless's, thats about it. Its been looked after and the pride of all things in my garage. Laters T

[vecommo]

Who on earth would drive 490km to work each day???

[hardaz]

im beeeched as bro

[VNV8]

unfortunately some kiwi's do talk like that. makes me feel sick. utterly bloody awful. the car did look ok in the first pic but thats it!

[DR-vyss-108]

thats just sad, good luck trying to sell it, oh well guess he could sell it to one of his fellow bro's

[Evman]

Sounds like he's trying to do what the guy selling that BMX and the postie bike did. By doing truly awesome ads he gained a lot of interest and thus sold for more. This guy is just shit at it.

[vyc4b]

eew looks like Baa aa rry and Bar rrr bra are seelling the VeeY.........

[HSVDKB]

unfortunately some kiwi's do talk like that. makes me feel sick. utterly bloody awful. the car did look ok in the first pic but thats it!

All this "Bro" crap is South Auckland slang. Real kiwis who come from outside of Auckland generally don't speak like that thank god. You will notice one thing in common with those who speak like that. I will get into trouble with the human rights commission if I elaborate!

[TUFGN3]

cook us some eggs hey beth....

[steve_t]

cook us some eggs hey beth....

Cook your own f'n eggs Jake! You ain't gonna hurt my babies no more...

Too much weights... not enuf speed work :goodjob: F'n uncle bully :soap:

That's what the north island is like. If you wanna see what the south is like, watch a movie called 'Scarfies' which is what they call students at Otago University :goodjob:

[TommyVTss]

cook the man some ****in eggs butch

[Dillzio]

He must have been beached as when he wrote that (sorry, i couldn't resist)

Actually, this thread does seem a bit wrong. I'm not sure we should be making fun of disabled people.

[DC347]

Sounds like the kiwi version of Warrick Caper

[justin_d]

Surely he's got to be taking the piss. No-one with an IQ above 48 would try to sell a car like that.... That being said, if you did buy that car after reading that you'd have to question your IQ! :rofl: I work as a geologist and get exposed to sooooo many blokes and girls from Shebangabang that it's rediculous! Probably 25% talk like that lol. Anyway, he's probably lost his job as a driller's offsider and can't pay it off by using sheep as tender....

[ve/ss]

Baaaaaaaaaah

[planetdavo]

That's what drugs do to you by the time you reach 38 years of age...
Not so choice eh bro.