oh so true

[stockhorse]

Four men were bragging about how smart their
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>>cats were.
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>>The first man was an Engineer,
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>>the second man was an Accountant,
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>>the third man?was a Chemist,,,,,,and
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>>the fourth man was a Government Employee.
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>>To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
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>>"T-square, do your stuff."
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>>T-square pranced over to the desk, took out
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>>some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle,
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>>a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
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>>But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
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>>He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
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>>Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
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>>with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
>>cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.
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>>But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
>>said............."Measure, do your stuff."
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>>Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk... got a 10
>>ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling
>>a drop into the glass.
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>>Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
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>>Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
>>your cat do?"
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>>The Government Employee called his cat and said......
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>>"CoffeeBreak.....do your stuff."
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>>CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet and
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>>ate the cookies.............................
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>>drank the milk..........................
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>>**** on the paper................................
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>>screwed the other three cats........................
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>>claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
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>>filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions...................
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>>put in for Workers Compensation...............and
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>>went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............
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