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OneManEmpire
05-07-2007, 06:45 PM
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
"The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his cheek"

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
"that Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek".

The Kiwi thinks:
"that Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She
tried to slap him but missed and got me instead".

"The Australian thinks:
"I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can wallop that fuggin Kiwi again".

:1peek:

HSVDKB
05-07-2007, 06:55 PM
Seen a variation of this do the rounds over here before, but it was the aussie that was clobbered by the kiwi

R Dirty 3
05-07-2007, 11:03 PM
Seen a variation of this do the rounds over here before, but it was the aussie that was clobbered by the kiwi

But that way it wouldnt be funny! :weirdo:

Dug
05-07-2007, 11:10 PM
Yeah that would just be dumb.

scotty333
06-07-2007, 09:31 AM
yeh and unrealistic :P