Howdy lads, I think the time has come where I need a new ride.
The wags has hit 20 years and being my daily still, is costing me a bundle (in constant repairs) and giving me the shits as it still overheats on stupid hot days (in traffic) when the AC is on and blows fuses when it rains ........... Aaaarrrrrggggggh
As Ed said on here some time ago ........... I love it, I HATE it, I love it, I fark'n HATE it, I LOOOOOOOOOVE it, I really hate it ......... sigh ......
So, I have started the process of looking for a replacement ........ it might end in divorce but ........ it's gota be done
Criteria is: VFII SS-V Wagon, got have big brakes, gota have leather and gota have an LS3, gota have a good service history (under 100k on the clock too)............ would prefer another Silver jobbie, but I'll settle for Gun Metal Grey, Heron White or even Red ..........it's turning out to be harder than I thought ....
Folks still want drug money for these things ......... and I am learning that not everyone loves their cars like we do.
Thought I had nailed down a nice Heron White one the other day that ticked all the boxes (dealer on the other side of town) - Low'ish Km's (90k), good service history, pics looked great on line, dealer sang it's praises (well looked after, service history all good blah blah blah) - Before seeing it, I started the haggle process and got it down a couple of K as a starting point. He even agreed to bring it round to me on Wed for a test drive (I live in Belgrave) - Cool.
Round he comes and from 10 feet it looked nice as (I did noticed a couple of little cosmetic things off the bat that I noted for later discussion), small talk and off we go for a good drive. As I live in this hills, I asked him if it was cool for me to give it some beans (no problems he says' he's a petrol head too). Had a good 30 minute fling around the hills and put it through it's paces - it was no Blown and worked VY Wagon but it was 'nice' to drive. As we are hooting around, I'm asking all the questions, how many owners, good service history blah blah blah - yeah he says service history is all here and all good mate (flicks the book out and shows me all the service stubs), one owner blah blah blah.
It was nice to drive but not what I would call exciting ....... bet yeah yeah I know, it's a big step down from 500rwhp.
So, I have my fill and we start heading home .......... I notice a bit of vibration on the brakes and what looks like dust/smoke coming from the front end (I was using the brakes pretty hard and it was steep, so I'll have a poke around under the bonnet when I get back).
We get home and he's putting the hard word on me ........... Meh, my old man was life long sales man, so pffffft, what ever man....... I'm gunna take me time here.
I start poking around the car and start noticing 'things' ....... yeah lots of cosmetic stuff (stone chips and door chips where the door has been opened with little care, a small dent in the rear qtr, the front bumper looks like it's been whacked and repaired in a hurry etc) all these things I start pointing out to him ......... yeah all good mate, I can call my dealer principle and see if we can fix them for the same price .......... like no shit Sherlock, perhaps you should have done this before showing it to a prospective buyer ........ So, now I start really poking around and point out things like .......... a rear door bolt was loose (WTF), there is some slight surface rust on the tail gate bolts (Alarm, Danger Will Robinson...) By this stage I can see him thinking 'Oh Dear, not going well' ....... So now start poking around under the bonnet and under the car and I am seeing quite a bit more surface rust on lots of things ......... Bzzzzzzzzzzz NUP! I also note that the bonnet sound/heat/cover has a fair bit of heat damage on it in one spot ..... Bzzzzzz Nup and the control arms look suspiciously shiny and new compared to the rest of the underneath of the car ..... Bzzzzzzz NUP.
So I jump back in the car while he's on the phone and take a better look at the service manual/history (and oooh it has the original owners name and address .......... quick google search and as suspected car came from a coastal town in NSW ..... hence the rust ........ Bzzz Nup ........ and there is the car on street view outside a housing commission flat ..... i'm not gunna judge but Bzzzz Nup!) I take a better look at all the service stubs and ...... 1,600km, 16,000km, 23,000km and then .............. 76,000km, and 90,000km .......... 50,000kms without a service ........ Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fark NUP).
I already knew it was not the one for me after driving it, but god damn ............ you would think honesty from a major dealer and doing 7 P's would be a must when trying to sell a 50k car (which he organically had listed for 62k).
So, thanks for the drive mate, on ya way sport ............
Onwards and Upwards ..........